Make your own:

Wrap a roll of tp in colorful birthday tissue. Print out the following poem on a sticky label. Add label, wrap, give to family member or friend and wait for the laughter!

“This is your Birthday and to show I care, I wanted to get you something to wear…I wasn’t sure of your size, and money is tight, and buying the wrong thing just wouldn’t be right… So, I’m giving you something I know you can use; It’s almost as useful as a new pair of shoes. Now every time you sit to pee, I know that you will be thinking of me! So, use this gift to dry your tush, Then make a wish before you flush.”

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